Omegle

[mk89]

uagliù, che cazz e nomm è JEM?
se chiedo "sei maschio o femmina" par na figur e merd?   

[Lucas]

Ti hanno bandito 

Questa è censura   

[Lucas]

Anyway, c'è anche una vesione italiana 

[kurz]

Comunque, giusto per farvela vedere...

http://i46.tinypic.com/25p01zr.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/5wfdw7.jpg

Male non era, ma io 13 anni non glieli avrei mai dati...e forse forse manco 15...

mi sà  che è roba fake, mi sà  di già  vista

[vechabla]

Anyway, c'è anche una vesione italiana 

si ma nn c'è mai nessuno

[Uranio]

Ma se faccio la telecamera che succede?

[acquaLOTA]

Stranger: Hey
You: hello
You: au are iu?
Stranger: haha what ?
You: au ar iu?
Stranger: whats that
Stranger: i dont understand
You: AU
You: AR
You: IU
You: comm stai fraté?
Stranger: do you know english man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: Who are you?
1) A male (not horny) that's want to speak with a male
2) A male (not horny) that's want to speak with a female
3) A male (horny) that's want to speak with a male
4) A male (horny) that's want to speak with a female
5) A female (not horny) that's want to speak with a male
6) A female (not horny) that's want to speak with a female
7) A female (horny) that's want to speak with a male
8) A female (horny) that's want to speak with a female
You: hi
You: 9)I'M YOUR MOTHER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 


You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no CTO!

 

[mk89]

Stranger: Hey
You: hello
You: au are iu?
Stranger: haha what ?
You: au ar iu?
Stranger: whats that
Stranger: i dont understand
You: AU
You: AR
You: IU
You: comm stai fraté?
Stranger: do you know english man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: Who are you?
1) A male (not horny) that's want to speak with a male
2) A male (not horny) that's want to speak with a female
3) A male (horny) that's want to speak with a male
4) A male (horny) that's want to speak with a female
5) A female (not horny) that's want to speak with a male
6) A female (not horny) that's want to speak with a female
7) A female (horny) that's want to speak with a male
8) A female (horny) that's want to speak with a female
You: hi
You: 9)I'M YOUR MOTHER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 


You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no CTO!

 

 

[Uranio]

Ma se faccio la telecamera che succede?

Meglio che non vi dico cos'è che ho visto 

[acquaLOTA]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: I'm Giggino Oscartellat
You: from Forcella
Stranger: where is that???
You: Forcella a famous place in italy
You: O President?
Stranger: sorry i am a blonde... hop
You: blond=stupid?
Stranger: hope you understand
You: understand
You: cosa vuole il cazone o la margherita?
You: cazone o margherita?
You: uagliò o pizzaiuol sta aspettan ce muvomm o no?
Stranger: stop offering pizza luigi
Stranger: or mario
You: I'm giggino oscartellat!
You: no mario
You: mario è mio cugino
You: e se chiamm Mario Omalament!
You: dA BERE?
You: Nastroazzurro o Peroni?
Stranger: berlusconi is my dad
Stranger: i will have you killed
You: azz tien nu pat st****?
You: Nastroazzurro o Heineken?
Stranger: i dont want beer either
You: e che cazz si venut a fa ind a na pizzeria?a fo st****? per quello ce sta o cess!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--------------------------------------------------
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl plz
You: I am Allah Nema Echite Stramuort
You: from saudi arabia
You: f
You: 23
You: u?
Stranger: 18 f korea
You: i'm M!
You: sorry
You: te piac o kebab?
Stranger: sorry i can't speak arabic


 

[vechabla]

Meglio che non vi dico cos'è che ho visto 

racconta

[acquaLOTA]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: eyy
You: I'm Allah Nema Echita Muort
You: nice to meet u
You: i'm from saudi arabia
Stranger: long name you got there
Stranger: what's it mean
You: Means
You: Evoke the spirit of our parents dead
Stranger: wow
You:Te piac o kebbab?
Stranger: no, I'm good thanks, but language ?
You: Arabic
Stranger: Te piac o Kebbab?
You: yeah arabic
Stranger: Hal tatakallamu alloghah alarabiah?
You: if you said something bad i can send you my sons with a plane and crash on your house

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey male looking for a horny girl with msn and web cam?
You: yeah
You: i'm Pamela
You: my friend call me Pino Surprise
Stranger: what your msn ill add you hey im logan
You: ttertinelculo@hotmail.com">houncazzenorme_dame ttertinelculo@hotmail.com
You: do you know why they call me Pino surprise?
Stranger: no?
You: Because i have a 30 cm surprise under my skirt...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[kurz]

Stranger: HI!
You: hiStranger: whats uuuuuuup maaaaan
You: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: jack black here!
You: i m fineStranger: yea
Stranger: i knowYou: ohhhh
Stranger: now youre asking like
Stranger: is this real jack black
Stranger: and.. yes
Stranger: its fuckin me O_O
You: oh you are so coool
Stranger: yea.. i know ..
You: but you have small penis
You: you know..
Stranger: i pretty rock evrything ou- what?
You: you are a fag and fat
Stranger: D:
Stranger: you shock me boy
You: oh noYou: i am your fan
Stranger: if you were here i would
You: you are very rock
Stranger: punch you cuz im HUAAAH
Stranger: MANLY and stuff
You: oh noYou: you are so strong
You: pliz
You: don't hit me
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: i am the fucking king of rock dude
You: yeahYou: i have to tell you something
Stranger: me and my band just have a gig next week in winipeg
You: i am barack obamaYou: your president
Stranger: no youre not
Stranger: but
Stranger: you know instead of you
You: yeahYou: i am nigger
Stranger: im not a liarStranger: haw haw


 

[Dimonios]

racconta

Io un settantenne che faceva  mi ha bloccato la crescita    marò che schif 

[Dhu]

You:  What is the sixth noble gas?
You: R...?
You: Ra...?
You: Rad...?
Stranger: radium?
You have disconnected.

[WhiteManCanJump]

Stranger: asl
You: hi!
Stranger: hoit
You: male or female?
Stranger: male
Stranger: you?
Stranger: looking for a forign wife
Stranger: im to skinny and 23
Stranger: im skinny becouse i cant get laid so i beat off all the time
Stranger: never satisfied
You: ma allor si ricchion?
Stranger: and thts why i cant get layed
You: a fess e mammt chella puttan
Stranger: machienen
Stranger: dos vidonia

Stranger: CEman?
You: cazz e itt?
Stranger: PENIS PENIS PENIS

You: ricchiòòòòòòòòòòòòòòòòò
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: female?
You: yes
Stranger: name?
You: Pycchiacca
You: i'm a polish girl

[Sick boy]

io già  lo conoscevo sto sito...ingrippo la gente facendo delle domande assurde alle quali non riescono a rispondere e gli dico che se non mi risponderanno verrò ucciso da dei tipi che mi stanno venendo a prendere

non avete idea dei dialoghi che ne escono fuori 

[Puck]

Stranger: HI!
You: hiStranger: whats uuuuuuup maaaaan
You: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: jack black here!
You: i m fineStranger: yea
Stranger: i knowYou: ohhhh
Stranger: now youre asking like
Stranger: is this real jack black
Stranger: and.. yes
Stranger: its fuckin me O_O
You: oh you are so coool
Stranger: yea.. i know ..
You: but you have small penis
You: you know..
Stranger: i pretty rock evrything ou- what?
You: you are a fag and fat
Stranger: D:
Stranger: you shock me boy
You: oh noYou: i am your fan
Stranger: if you were here i would
You: you are very rock
Stranger: punch you cuz im HUAAAH
Stranger: MANLY and stuff
You: oh noYou: you are so strong
You: pliz
You: don't hit me
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: i am the fucking king of rock dude
You: yeahYou: i have to tell you something
Stranger: me and my band just have a gig next week in winipeg
You: i am barack obamaYou: your president
Stranger: no youre not
Stranger: but
Stranger: you know instead of you
You: yeahYou: i am nigger
Stranger: im not a liarStranger: haw haw


 

lui? 

[AyeyeBrazov]

col mio inglese schifoso ho trovato subito a un bbuon

Stranger: yeah where in italy do you live
You: Napoli, u know?
Stranger: yeah of course. do you like football?
You: azz
You: i'm for Napoli of course
You: your location?
Stranger: sweden, you played a swedish team in the euro leauge just recently
Stranger: ?
You: Elfsborg :P
You: Cavani double goal in their home
Stranger: hehe yeah, don't like them so good that you win
Stranger: yeah whatched the game on tv
You: wow, in Napoli supporters are crazy, we love our team more then each other
You: sorry for my english
Stranger: oh you have good english, it's not a problem
Stranger: but your national team didn't played very well in the world cup? gli azzuri or what do you call them :P
You: i hate azzurri. Italy is a strange country, too young.
You: I'm for Argentina
Stranger: yeah maradona of course
You: where Maradona was born
You: of course
You: and Lavezzi too :P
Stranger: haha okey. do you now the swedish player jonas thern?
Stranger: he played for you in the 90's
You: woooow amazing player
You: i remenber, with Zola, Crippa and Cannavaro if i remember right!
You: and Fonseca too
You: other times!
Stranger: yeah but you are on the way up back ot the top now aren't you?
You: ehm...we are growing more always
You: little by little
Stranger: okey nice hope you beat juve two times this year
You: ooooooh yeeeeah, with Hamsik
You: eheheh
You: i hope too
You: for which team are you for?
Stranger: do you mean in italy or in sween
Stranger: sweden
You: in sweden
You: in italy u can have just a simpathy, you not?
Stranger: ifk gà¶teborg from the city gothenburg.
You: ifk i know
Stranger: yeah you have absolute right about that.
Stranger: we were at our best in the 80's and early 90's
You: like us!
Stranger: yeah i guess you can say that.
You: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/59/Soccer.Field_Transparant.png/175px-Soccer.Field_Transparant.png
Stranger: hm whats up with that picture
You: top players in ifk
You: best team ever
Stranger: should i say it to you or what do you mean?
You: ehehehe
You: a misunderstunding!
Stranger: haha oke
Stranger: y
You: i have to go now, nice to meet u!
You: forza Napoli e forza IFK
Stranger: yeah the same, hope you win the leauge!
You: it's a dream! it is not time yet
Stranger: maybe its true. take care!
You: eheheheh if i burn inter players
Stranger: hehe do it
You:
You: bye!
Stranger: bye!

[Dimonios]

col mio inglese schifoso ho trovato subito a un bbuon

Schifoso  ma vafancul io al massimo so dire what's your name e quelle cazzate che si fanno tra elementari e medie