Omegle

[Full-of-lutamma]

Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: with telecom italia
Stranger: how old
You: 29 euros per moths
You: instead of cell calls
Stranger: WHTTHE FUCL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mk89]

sient a me, sta "tipa" ten 30 anni e 'nu bellu capitone di pelle umana mmiez e cosce... 

 

[Full-of-lutamma]

Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: I'm 18 Female, Sexy
Stranger: hihi i'm kinda horny :P
You: good
You: what's the price?
Stranger: Let me know what you think about this picture :P http://ln4.me/ziood
Stranger: aaawwww my dad just came back i have to go sorry
You: afangul
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

[cicciograna]

sient a me, sta "tipa" ten 30 anni e 'nu bellu capitone di pelle umana mmiez e cosce... 

E' possibile, anche se il tono delle email che ci scambiavamo era VERAMENTE infantile; del resto lei manteneva attivo anche il profilo di Yahoo, e anche lì traspariva l'immaturità  innata di una bimbominkia. Ad ogni modo, ho preferito non rischiare, e credo che tu sia d'accordo con me che sia stata la scelta giusta, o no?

[mk89]

E' possibile, anche se il tono delle email che ci scambiavamo era VERAMENTE infantile; del resto lei manteneva attivo anche il profilo di Yahoo, e anche lì traspariva l'immaturità  innata di una bimbominkia. Ad ogni modo, ho preferito non rischiare, e credo che tu sia d'accordo con me che sia stata la scelta giusta, o no?

e beh..minimo! 

[Full-of-lutamma]

You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 25 male.
You: 23 f
You: france
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: whats on your mind
You: sky with sun
Stranger: hah
You: and in yours?
Stranger: dirty sex.
You: dirty man
Stranger: lol
Stranger: of course.
You: how can you do dirty sex with me on the net?
Stranger: i can only tell you what to do.
Stranger: do you want me to get you excited
You: ok
You: with words
Stranger: lets start by locking your door.
You: not with pics
You: ok
You: done it
Stranger: spread your legs
You: ok
Stranger: part your outer lips and start rubbing.
You: i still have my clothes on   
Stranger: its easier without panties 
You: ok
You: panties off
You: and now?
Stranger: now find the spot between your ass and pussy, press it hard.
You: it hurts me
Stranger: pressing?
You: yeah it hurts me
Stranger: keep pressing, as you slide in two other fingers inside. stay inside
Stranger: it will start to feel better.
You: i'm doing it
Stranger: ok wait for my signal
You: it hurts me
Stranger: now release both, extremely slowly.
You: done
Stranger: how did that feel
You: my fingers smeel
Stranger: hah
You: like poo
Stranger: now take your palm and press your lower belly
Stranger: hard as you can.
Stranger: pressing?
You: yes
Stranger: keep pressin as you slide in two fingers. stay inside and keep pressing.
You: it hurts me
Stranger: this is unusual.
You: i need a photo
You: i like Cribari 
You: I'll take it
You: wait
You: i have it
You: keep on pressing?
Stranger: dont use another man!!
Stranger: my God
You: now it's better
You: oh
You: good
Stranger: haha
Stranger: now release both. very slowly
You: yes
You: i like it
Stranger: how did it feel
You: i've taken another photo it's Lucarelli....it' fantastic 
You: Thanks Bigon and Delaurentis!
Stranger: ugly guys
You: dirty guys
You: thank you
Stranger: it sounds like you have forgotten any pain
You: yes
You: i have a banana near my bad
You: how can i use it?
Stranger: just do what i say.
Stranger: spread your knees open wide
Stranger: until they hurt.
You: ok
Stranger: suck your belly in. keep it in.
You: oh poor god...............
You: i've eaten it
You: no more bananas
Stranger: funny kid.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 

[pappasouth]

ahahahha bellissimo il fatto di Cribari e Lucarelli!

[cicciograna]

You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 25 male.
You: 23 f
You: france
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: whats on your mind
You: sky with sun
Stranger: hah
You: and in yours?
Stranger: dirty sex.
You: dirty man
Stranger: lol
Stranger: of course.
You: how can you do dirty sex with me on the net?
Stranger: i can only tell you what to do.
Stranger: do you want me to get you excited
You: ok
You: with words
Stranger: lets start by locking your door.
You: not with pics
You: ok
You: done it
Stranger: spread your legs
You: ok
Stranger: part your outer lips and start rubbing.
You: i still have my clothes on   
Stranger: its easier without panties 
You: ok
You: panties off
You: and now?
Stranger: now find the spot between your ass and pussy, press it hard.
You: it hurts me
Stranger: pressing?
You: yeah it hurts me
Stranger: keep pressing, as you slide in two other fingers inside. stay inside
Stranger: it will start to feel better.
You: i'm doing it
Stranger: ok wait for my signal
You: it hurts me
Stranger: now release both, extremely slowly.
You: done
Stranger: how did that feel
You: my fingers smeel
Stranger: hah
You: like poo
Stranger: now take your palm and press your lower belly
Stranger: hard as you can.
Stranger: pressing?
You: yes
Stranger: keep pressin as you slide in two fingers. stay inside and keep pressing.
You: it hurts me
Stranger: this is unusual.
You: i need a photo
You: i like Cribari 
You: I'll take it
You: wait
You: i have it
You: keep on pressing?
Stranger: dont use another man!!
Stranger: my God
You: now it's better
You: oh
You: good
Stranger: haha
Stranger: now release both. very slowly
You: yes
You: i like it
Stranger: how did it feel
You: i've taken another photo it's Lucarelli....it' fantastic 
You: Thanks Bigon and Delaurentis!
Stranger: ugly guys
You: dirty guys
You: thank you
Stranger: it sounds like you have forgotten any pain
You: yes
You: i have a banana near my bad
You: how can i use it?
Stranger: just do what i say.
Stranger: spread your knees open wide
Stranger: until they hurt.
You: ok
Stranger: suck your belly in. keep it in.
You: oh poor god...............
You: i've eaten it
You: no more bananas
Stranger: funny kid.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 

Marò, ma perchè ti sei prestato? Almeno potevi dirgli alla fine che sei un uomo?

[Full-of-lutamma]

Marò, ma perchè ti sei prestato? Almeno potevi dirgli alla fine che sei un uomo?

La gente sta uccisa

Stranger: hey
You: ciao
You: asl
Stranger: what brings u here ?
Stranger: m
You: i'm looking for dirty guys
You: 22 italy...of ciurse female
Stranger: ok
You: are you a dirty guy?
Stranger: have any pics ?
You: i like word
Stranger: ok
Stranger: sure i think i am
You: ok let's start
Stranger: u like roleplay ?
You: ok i'd like to be an ugly wife
Stranger: why ugly wife ? lol
You: start
You: it's too late for dinner
Stranger: ugly wife is a bit of a turn off
Stranger: sorry
You: ok
You: priest and nun?
Stranger: that workd
Stranger: works
You: ok
You: You start
Stranger: ok i am praying in the chapel when u come in unannounced
You: ok
You: hello
Stranger: the chapel is completely empty except the 2 of us
You: ok
You: hello
You: god on us
Stranger: hello my child what brings u here ?
You: i had a nightmare
Stranger: tell me about it
You: i was in a dark forest with no clothes on...i was running
You: 3 men were with me
You: they took me
You: and...
You: and,..
You: it's too hard to say
Stranger: such thoughts are sinful my child
You: i know
You: forgive me father
Stranger: why dont u wait in my room upstairs and we can discuss ur penance
You: ok
You: I'm upstairs
Stranger: ahh u are here child
Stranger: lock the door behind u
You: i was waiting for you
You: shall we pray?
You: the good lord?
Stranger: of course
You: ok
You: I'm praying
Stranger: i come up from behind and grab u
You: nooooooooooo
You: father waht's you're doing...
You: leave me
You: leave me
Stranger: resisting ur superior is a sin child
Stranger: u must learn to obey
You: u maronn sorry
You: so put your hand under my skin
You: and find the surprise
Stranger: which is ?
Stranger: is it a nice surprise ?
You: 25 cm surprise
Stranger: ooh a walking stick how did u come acrosss it ?
You: priest
You: shut up and suck!
You: i'm not a nun
You: my real name is Michelina a capiton
Stranger: ooh in that case i have to get my scissors, knife and other instruments
You: i have my protector
You: bum bum
You: i killed you
Stranger: no u didnt
Stranger: ooh that was an attempt to kill me ?? my god
Stranger:
Stranger: this is a house of god child
Stranger: remember

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Full-of-lutamma]

You: hello
You: i'm an italian singer
Stranger: hi asl?
You: i would you like to see my family music video and tell me what you think!
You: 41
You: male
You: it's ok for you?
You: they're youtube videos..no virus
Stranger: okei. ur name?
You: Gianni
You: that's my video
You: can i link it?
Stranger: sure..
You:

gianni celeste - l'infermiera di notte

Stranger: okei ill try later.
You: what do you think?
Stranger: where are you in italy?
Stranger: i was there last year...
You: yes
You: in naples
Stranger: what? niples?
You: have you seen my video
You: Napoli
Stranger: ha ha ha. jokimg//
You: ?
Stranger: i mean joke..
You: ok, what do you think about the video...
You: i tell you....we're trying to sell our lp all over Europe
Stranger: lp?
You: cd sorry
You: we would like to know what people think about us
Stranger: ah. ill watch it... it is loading now.
Stranger: are you the one wearing yellow shirt?
You: yes!
You: not a beautiful man
You: as you can see
Stranger: oh. not really... nice.
You: mmmmmmmmm
You: it's a love story between a married man and a nourse he works with
Stranger: what it does mean? i cant understnd..
You: she calls him in the night....
Stranger: oh.. what did she said to you?
You: In the video nothing
You: but i'm a man who doesn't know if he loves the wife or the nourse
You: and the lyrics are about this
Stranger: nice. im going home... back to the plce where i belong...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Chist m'a sgamat secondo me...l'ultima riga mi sembra una canzone di Mario Merola

[falceEmarcello]

lui ... juocat a cart ro prevet 

[Full-of-lutamma]

You: hello
You: i'm a singer
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im not
You: wuold you like to see my video on you tube
Stranger: sure
You: and tell what you think
Stranger: let me see
You: In the video it's my grandfather
You:

Tony Cristaldi in "A figlia ra cummar"

You: We sing together
Stranger: There is not a word vile enough in my vocabulary to describe how awful that was
Stranger: me ears are bleeding
Stranger: my*
You: Why?
Stranger: it sounded like somebody threw a baby into boiling water and at the same time set a box full of kittens on fire
You: ok...this is my granfather
You: in my family we all sing
You: can i link my sister and doughter videos?
Stranger: I think you should propably stop singing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[moleman]

Stranger: There is not a word vile enough in my vocabulary to describe how awful that was
Stranger: me ears are bleeding
Stranger: my*
You: Why?
Stranger: it sounded like somebody threw a baby into boiling water and at the same time set a box full of kittens on fire

Idolo 

[WhiteManCanJump]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: male
Stranger: 19
You: ricchione fetaciato o bucchinaro alla crippler?
Stranger: italiano
Stranger: english pls
You: a  bucchin e mammt
You: do u know this place?
Stranger: italia
You: yeah!
You: near milano
You: and near patt è sul nu ricchion e sfaccim
You: a good place for your holiday
Stranger: ac milano
You: yeah
Stranger: robinho
You: na squadr e merd a bucchin re mamm rossonere
You: is robinho a good player for u?
Stranger: yups
Stranger: ill diavolo rosso
You: i think that you have never see playing pampa sosa
You: the best player of the world
You: do u know him?
Stranger: yups
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i know
You: where do u live?
Stranger: franco barresi
Stranger: maldini
You: baresi e maldini so ricchion e merd
You: milan merda
You: do u know ricchion e merd?
Stranger: no
You: is a good place near torino
Stranger: i from indonesia
Stranger: juventus
You: yeah!
Stranger: del piero
You: juventus è grandissima lota di merda
You: del piero è na merd
You: do u know lota di merda?
You: it's near romaStranger: no
You: do u know ssc napoli?
Stranger: yups
Stranger: lavezzi
Stranger: maradona
Stranger: play 4 napoli
You: good
You: it's a good team
You: u must be a napoli's supporter!
You: know i've to go away
Stranger: yups ..
Stranger: i see in tv
You: because chiellini è  nu strunz e merd
Stranger: ultras
You: yeah!
You: Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo! Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo! Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo!
You: tell it with me!
Stranger: bellisimo
You: Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo! Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo! Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo
!Stranger: hahah
You: tell it with me!!!
You: Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo! Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo! Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo!
Stranger: Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo! Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo! Noi ci siamo Ma non ci tesseriamo
You: yeaah!
You: and know tell that after me
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: what u name
Stranger: faranco
Stranger: or don corleone
You: tell that after me
You: La gente che ci vede ci domanda
You: tell it now!!!
You: La gente che ci vede ci domanda
Stranger: La gente che ci vede ci domanda
You: ma voi chi siete...
You: tell it!
Stranger: ma voi chi siete...
You: e noi gli rispondiamo...
Stranger: noi gli rispondiamo...
Stranger: ti amo
You: .NOI SIAMO LA CURVA A, NOI SIAMO LA CURVA A, NOI SIAMO...NOI SIAMO...NOI SIAMO LA CURVA A !
You: tell it!!!
Stranger: NOI SIAMO LA CURVA A, NOI SIAMO LA CURVA A, NOI SIAMO...NOI SIAMO...NOI SIAMO LA CURVA A
You: but i'm not gay!
You: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You have disconnected.

[Dimonios]

M'hai accis 
do u know this place?

[Dhu]

You:  Hi
Stranger: asl??
You: 2010 m jerusalem
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perché accade ciò?

[WhiteManCanJump]

M'hai accis 
do u know this place?