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Calcio Napoli => S. S. C. Napoli => Topic aperto da: cicciograna - 25 Febbraio, 2012, 19:44:23 pm
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Leggete, è carino.
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7611693/brian-phillips-why-napoli-your-new-favorite-european-soccer-club (http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7611693/brian-phillips-why-napoli-your-new-favorite-european-soccer-club)
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Plus, if you visit for a game, you can go see the ruins of Pompeii, which now include most of the Chelsea defense.
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(Also, Aurelio De Laurentiis? He's a crusty, sunglasses-wearing tyrant who's prone to fiery rants, once told his own manager "I won't beat you up because you're an old man," called Lionel Messi a "cretin," and threatened to chop Lavezzi's agent's balls off if Lavezzi thought about leaving the club. A couple of years ago, when several of Napoli's players were being linked with moves to England, De Laurentiis' tactic for convincing them to stay was to warn them that English women "do not wash their genitalia." "To them," he said, in a concerned, fatherly way, "a bidet is a mystery." This is the kind of thing that happens at Napoli.)
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7.Note: Not Dino De Laurentiis, who brought you many of the greatest films of Fellini, Blue Velvet, and Evil Dead 2 (not to mention Conan the Destroyer), but his nephew, who brought you mostly Italian movies that don't have their own Wikipedia pages.
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7.Note: Not Dino De Laurentiis, who brought you many of the greatest films of Fellini, Blue Velvet, and Evil Dead 2 (not to mention Conan the Destroyer), but his nephew, who brought you mostly Italian movies that don't have their own Wikipedia pages.
ccà l'ha proprio stutato :rofl:
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Chubby nobodies with handgun tattoos blowing up on a big stage is what Napoli is all about.
Cavani is a sort of laboratory cross between Pippo Inzaghi and Zlatan Ibrahimovic, endowed with both that mysterious right-place-right-time instinct that some players have and also the ability to score from any angle with what feels like an exhaustive karate repertoire.
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Mi spiegate sto pezzo che non ho capito bene? (cioè ho capito che la serie e' fatta di omoni che fanno i ricchioni in cambio, fanno il teatrino stile wrestling festeggiano in modo gayo etc)
5. Italian soccer's glittering theater of masculinity
You could pick an English team. There are lots of good ones. But you would miss Serie A's compellingly hilarious peacock-vitelloni aesthetic of tough, competitive, and frequently violent men carefully tying back their lustrous ponytails before slipping into their hot-pink away gear to take the pitch, then celebrating big wins by crying and stripping down to their jockey shorts. For Americans used to laconic sports heroes in badly fitting suits, the sheer fabulousness of Serie A is either uncomfortably gay (if you are a bro who is bro'd out by that sort of thing) or an entertaining injection of pro-wrestling-style ego-theater into an otherwise serious sport. Either way, remember that Mario Balotelli, Manchester City's mohawked and elaborately be-earringed fashion bomb of a striker, came to England from Inter and only makes sense in the context of Italian soccer.10 Rooting for Napoli means that instead of watching brave English midfielders scowl into the cold week in and week out, you will be watching highly talented, self-indulgent fashion plates act out a never-ending cologne ad. This is a win, believe me. Their girlfriends are hotter than yours, too.
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Cmq sto tipo, Brian Philips, è pariante...
Dal suo twitter:
Really enjoying the Premier League diehards in the Facebook comments on my Napoli piece.
Brian Phillips ? @runofplay Risposta Retweet Preferiti · Apri
"The Premier League is the best in the world!" "How, when the results clearly don't bear that out?" "Manchester City has its own plane!"
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Napoli-Chelsea 3-1 21-02-2012 Gol di Cavani Live in Hd dalla Curva B (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzVv3US49A#ws)
uè domì, ma tu lo sai che cosa ha detto nguoll a ibrahimovic chill nei secondi iniziali? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Napoli-Chelsea 3-1 21-02-2012 Gol di Cavani Live in Hd dalla Curva B ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGzVv3US49A#ws[/url])
uè domì, ma tu lo sai che cosa ha detto nguoll a ibrahimovic chill nei secondi iniziali? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
"a stessa razz e ibrahimovic omm e merd!"
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Uààà
Forgione fa vittime pure in america. :sbav:
Most of the economic and political power in Italy is concentrated in the north, around Milan and Turin. Naples is the de facto capital of the south. Everything you need to know about this arrangement for soccer purposes is contained in the sick old northern saying "Africa begins south of Rome," i.e., the Neapolitans don't really factor in when it comes to assessing whom you have to treat like white people. Soccer tends to flower in close proximity to money, meaning that cartographically the top Italian clubs — Milan, Inter, Juventus — look like they're waiting for dark before slipping on a tuxedo and trying to sneak into Switzerland. Napoli is carrying the hopes of everybody on the wrong side of that geographic/cultural divide.
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Forgione fa vittime pure in america. :sbav:
Most of the economic and political power in Italy is concentrated in the north, around Milan and Turin. Naples is the de facto capital of the south. Everything you need to know about this arrangement for soccer purposes is contained in the sick old northern saying "Africa begins south of Rome," i.e., the Neapolitans don't really factor in when it comes to assessing whom you have to treat like white people. Soccer tends to flower in close proximity to money, meaning that cartographically the top Italian clubs — Milan, Inter, Juventus — look like they're waiting for dark before slipping on a tuxedo and trying to sneak into Switzerland. Napoli is carrying the hopes of everybody on the wrong side of that geographic/cultural divide.
Vabè non mi sembra una forgionata questa :asd:
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Fantastico :asd:
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Gli ho risposto così:
Hi Brian, my compliments for ur article about Napoli! Amazing! Anyway, believe me, our players will stay at Naples for long time!
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Mi spiegate sto pezzo che non ho capito bene? (cioè ho capito che la serie e' fatta di omoni che fanno i ricchioni in cambio, fanno il teatrino stile wrestling festeggiano in modo gayo etc)
5. Italian soccer's glittering theater of masculinity
You could pick an English team. There are lots of good ones. But you would miss Serie A's compellingly hilarious peacock-vitelloni aesthetic of tough, competitive, and frequently violent men carefully tying back their lustrous ponytails before slipping into their hot-pink away gear to take the pitch, then celebrating big wins by crying and stripping down to their jockey shorts. For Americans used to laconic sports heroes in badly fitting suits, the sheer fabulousness of Serie A is either uncomfortably gay (if you are a bro who is bro'd out by that sort of thing) or an entertaining injection of pro-wrestling-style ego-theater into an otherwise serious sport. Either way, remember that Mario Balotelli, Manchester City's mohawked and elaborately be-earringed fashion bomb of a striker, came to England from Inter and only makes sense in the context of Italian soccer.10 Rooting for Napoli means that instead of watching brave English midfielders scowl into the cold week in and week out, you will be watching highly talented, self-indulgent fashion plates act out a never-ending cologne ad. This is a win, believe me. Their girlfriends are hotter than yours, too.
No, dice che per gli americani, abituati a sportivi in giacca e cravatta portate male, i calciatori sembrano o gay o amanti dell'intrattenimento wrestling-style portato in uno sport serio. Ma non è così perchè - dice - puoi anche comprare un club inglese ma ti perderesti questi calciatori dal duro aspetto, competitivi, a volte violenti che però fanno le code ai loro capelli e indossano completi rosa in trasferta (parla della juve?) prima di scendere in campo.
Grande articolo comunque. :alla:
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sempre su cavani...
It's a joy to watch, and Cavani, who's scored 41 goals in 57 league appearances for Napoli,9 is probably the most undercelebrated player in world soccer — something that will surely change if he decides to take his chances with foreign vaginas in the future. Follow him before the fear lifts!
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sempre su cavani...
It's a joy to watch, and Cavani, who's scored 41 goals in 57 league appearances for Napoli,9 is probably the most undercelebrated player in world soccer — something that will surely change if he decides to take his chances with foreign vaginas in the future. Follow him before the fear lifts!
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Perchè prima aveva riportato le dichiarazioni di DeLa sulla storia del bidè :asd: