Barney: “Oh, we’re not drinking here, tonight we’re going big. Let’s see, what club should we hit first? There’s Club Was … There’s Wrong.”
Marshall: “Umm, those places shut down a long time ago.”
Barney: “Oh no!”
Marshall: “Oh No shut down, too.”
Ted: “There’s Where.”
Jerry: “Where’s Where?”
Lily: “Where’s where Was was isn’t it?”
Barney: “No, Was wasn’t where Where was, Was was where Wrong was. Right?”
Jerry: “OK?”
Ted: “Not OK, that place is lame.”
Robin: “OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar, or is that wrong?”
Marshall: “That’s wrong. That’s not Wrong.”
Barney: “Guys, focus.”
Robin: “Oh, I like Focus, let’s go there.”
Ted: “Where?”
Robin: “Not Where, Focus.”
Lily: “I thought Focus was closed?”
Barney: “No Was was closed. Once Was shut down and reopened as Closed.”
Marshall: “So Closed is open.”
Robin: “No Closed is closed.”
Jerry: “I don’t know … third base!”
Robin: “Ehhhh … Third Base is all frat guys.”
Lily: “I’ll go any place, OK?”
Ted: “NOT OK, OK is lame.”
Robin: “OK is not Lame, Lame is a gay bar.”
Lily: “Guys, shut up.”
Barney: “No, Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe I don’t know the clubs anymore.”
Marshall: “Guys, just pick a club, OK?”
Ted: “NOT OK.”
Tutti: “OK is LAME … Gay bar!”
Marshall: “For the record, I was in there once by accident, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamé.”
Barney: “It’s hopeless, isn’t it?”
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